Can you estimate the amount of hairspray used in this photo?

Since my father moved in across town this weekend and dropped off 10 boxes of junk from my childhood he had been storing in his attic, and since our normal camera is off somewhere having its intestines ripped open, I’m going to use this week’s photos to make everyone feel better about themselves if only because WE NO LONGER LIVE IN A TIME WHEN HAIR LIKE THIS IS CONSIDERED APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR. Don’t you feel better already?