An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Can you estimate the amount of hairspray used in this photo?

Since my father moved in across town this weekend and dropped off 10 boxes of junk from my childhood he had been storing in his attic, and since our normal camera is off somewhere having its intestines ripped open, I’m going to use this week’s photos to make everyone feel better about themselves if only because WE NO LONGER LIVE IN A TIME WHEN HAIR LIKE THIS IS CONSIDERED APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR. Don’t you feel better already?

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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