the smell of my desperation has become a stench
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She was perfectly fine until we abandoned her in the lap of a strange man who smelled like the inside of a chimney
December 21, 2005 
Heather B. Armstrong
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.
