the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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I haven’t had two seconds to myself in the last five days because a giant blue monster invaded our house. Leta calls him Dorj except when the word leaves her mouth it looks like this: DORJ!

We’ve been up to Park city for the film festival and have been entertaining various guests here and there, and then on top of that a bunch of exciting things are happening that I can’t wait to tell you about. We have to chauffeur DORJ! Monster to the airport now and then I’m going to visit the elliptical trainer to medicate a nasty anxiety attack and then dinner with friends tonight. Tomorrow Leta has a gym class and we’re meeting with a lawyer in the afternoon (part of the excitement), but I will return here to let slip some of the details. This year is going to be amazing.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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