Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Victory declared in Clog Wars

  • Genius……..perfect in every way

  • kidsmom

    I’m not sure you two at home together all day is proving to be a healthy situation. I think Leta needs help supervising.

  • That is great! I love the music. But seriously, I really can’t tell if Jon won or not. LOL

    Thanks for making me chuckle.

  • gillyblack

    Errrrr ….. I think someone needs a job. You two have too much thinking time!

  • I won, and it was a hard fought battle… they don’t call them battle scars for nothing.

  • Wait…I only saw one clog. (weren’t there FOUR in the Chuck picture?) Did he die for JUST ONE CLOG???

    Ah, the pointlessness of it all…that’s war for you 😉

  • Please don’t take this the wrong way…but you guys are nerds! I mean that in the most loving and affectionate way. My husband is a nerd, too. Thanks for the laugh! That was great!

  • virgomezzo

    HOLY CRAP, you guys are the cutest. I can only hope that your neighbors were gathered ’round, mebbe there was a craft service table, definitely someone to cater to the clog stunt double. A class operation, all the way.

  • LMAO! Who did the camera work, Chuck or Leta? Is there footage of Chuck licking the ketchup off of Jon’s shirt?

    Ya’ll have got too much time on your hands.

    Thanks for the laughs.

  • Thank God Chuck & Leta weren’t harmed in the making of this film. 😉

  • ahlain

    Truly, an image of a man who desperately needs to get a job.

  • mediaguy74

    Do you consider this working from home? 🙂

  • maybe you two need jobs.

    i’m just sayin.


  • must say I’m impressed by the helicopter audio mixed in. Or was that just a sample of some other suspense movie that just so happened to have a helicopter?

  • AmyFrances

    You all have serious problems. On the other hand, I want to grow up to be just like you.
    P.S. – Jon so reminds me of Dave Matthews. Does he get that a lot? Very sexy, sans clogs.

  • Haha. You guys are crazy, but I’m glad you have fun together.

    I am also taking this as a win for the clogs. Woohoo!

  • the cloganity

  • Yep, yep, that pretty much made my day.

  • That is so F-ing funny.

  • Stay-at-HomeMomOf4

    You guys are a riot. You realize there’s no hope of Leta turning out normal…but who wants to be normal when screwed up is SO much more fun??!! :^)

  • MontanaJen

    Proof positive that I need to pay more attention to my lawn than yours – when I saw him hit the dirt, all I could think of was, “Get Up! GET UP!! The tarantulas will get you!!! GET UP….”

  • Victory will be determined based on how long he has to lay in the yard like that.

    Don’t let him back in the house, Heather, unless he leaves the clogs outside!!

    Love the dramatic ending(?)…you Armstrongs do NOT disappoint!

  • Oh, geez. I’m giddy.

  • You two are hysterical — twisted, but hysterical.

  • Bwhaaaaa! I just spewed Diet Dr. Pepper everywhere. Thanks.

  • Wow…. was that much damage done with one of those dumb shoes?

  • Bretley

    HA! That is too awesome. You guys make us all laugh so hard, thank you!

  • Y’all are awesome.

    This brightened my week. Comfort always wins. 🙂

  • katerino

    hysterical. but are the neighbors scratching their heads, too?

  • Katie

    BWAH HA HA HA HA!! They hijinx that happen while I’m away!

  • Bill

    Ah well, he died as he lived…

  • Sarah Cait


  • MommyofOne

    Just read Blurb. I’m sorry about my own confusion!

  • jacks

    HA! That was awesome!

  • Mary-Patricia Allen

    You’re my idol!

  • ROFL! That was priceless!

    So I guess he gets to dictate the terms of his victory, eh? Ah well, there’s always a next time…

  • Kill Bill (er, Jon) Volume III, starring Uma Thurman as Dooce …

  • MommyofOne

    *scratches head*

    I’m not sure who won.

    But what an awesome video and I’ve been laughing my butt off since this thing started.

  • Horribly disturbing………….he won!!!!! We must all lock the doors before our husbands get any ideas…

  • Y’all are hilarious.

  • Molicious

    I think ya’ll have a bit too much time on your hands. But it was funny.

  • The neighbors have called the cops on you guys because of this, haven’t they?

    Viva la revolucion! 🙂

  • Pascha

    Somebody had some extra time on their hands, no?

    Hilarious! Nerdiness in its true form…there’s nothing better!

  • haha! that was hilarious. were those ketchup stains on his shirt? and loved the die hard music as well. =D

  • katy66

    ***waving Jimmy Choo 4EVA Flag***

    Vive Le Beau Pied!

  • so, where did you hide them?

  • sarabelle

    You guys are too cute. This is just hilarious!

  • dre

    HOLY CRAP!! I am laughing my ass off! Thank you for making my Friday!

    p.s. Yesterday, I went into our local shoe store to see what all the fuss was over these Crocs… and came home with some adorable red ones! 🙂 Viva la revolucion!!

  • Kate

    Ha ha. jeah iMovie!

  • Maryse

    those are some ugly ass shoes.

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