“As we both finish up and head to the sinks to wash up, I decide maybe Iâ€™ll tell him itâ€™s nothing personal, and that I just randomly decided to pee in a stall for an exciting change of pace…” (via Matt)
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.