In honor of the skinny jeans I just bought. Watch closely, because the move Jordan Knight pulls at about 1:11 was a sequence played over and over in my dreams. And that makes this all the more tragic.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.