The Top 10 Things We’ll Miss About Bob Barker
“We long to feel the leathery crevaced surface of his face brush against our quivering lips.” God, did this man ever play a part in my childhood.
the smell of my desperation has become a stench
Heather B. Armstrong
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.
