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“A Public Apology,” an essay by Steve Martin

Heather B. Armstrong | 04 . 19 . 2007

“A Public Apology,” an essay by Steve Martin

“Once, in Hawaii, I had sex with a hundred-and-two -year-old male turtle. It is hard to argue that it was consensual.”

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