The little guy is very tired from all the work he had to do to get this site launched. To reward him, we hired a $200/hr bitch who was willing to try certain things, if you know what I’m saying.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.