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the smell of my desperation has become a stench
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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

dog

The cunning, insidious and constantly hungry Kierkecoyote

Love in the time of COVID

INTRODUCING: Bergdorf Good Dog a Ling a Ding Dong

I Wish You Could Have Held on for Another Day, Part Two of Two

“Welcome to your life, there’s no turning back”

A nightmare raving

Things Eun-Seo Finds Interesting, Installment Three

No sheep will ever go missing on this street

“We’re kind of loving them to death”

Taking the crazy out of Coco

Reconnecting with the dame

On a morning in October

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    Hallo! I am Birgohren Kiervernehmen Rask sich Verp Hallo! I am Birgohren Kiervernehmen Rask sich Verpissen. Do. Do the Google, Arschloch.

I hear the things. The many things. See my ears? They hear all the things. They hear the things EVERY. My body was made for the things to be heard.

I can hear the crooked of my nose ! I am that strong !

And I can hear the pain in her body. Where it starts and the when. And so I stay with her.

Next to her. I press my head or neck. My nose in the part of the person arm that does the bend.

I put on her feet my paws.

I follow her to the room with the toilet and she calls me “Peebody Award” usually followed by “Will I Ever Be Able To Pee Alone”. This I love !

I listen. I was born to listen for her.

( Es tut mir auch leid, dass ich die Namen der Leute genannt habe. Aber sie waren nicht nett. )

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