the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Will now go lie down and scratch own belly

The new site has launched, so you should refresh your browser, empty your cache, turn your computer off and on, maybe turn in circles a few times? Rub your eyes? Blink and then wipe your monitor with your panties? It’s late here, and we have been working tirelessly for a few days to bring this thing to life, so we’re going to bed and will tell you all about what we did and what it took to get here tomorrow. Leta has no idea what is going on except to ask me why daddy’s hair looks like that, and I’m all, Leta, that’s called Drupal Pattern Baldness, it’s a disease especially dangerous among nerds.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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