This is me getting very close to the Christmas tree, setting the camera to manual focus, zooming in on something nonexistent, and hoping that anyone who is looking at this while high would be able to see tiny elves.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.