the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Thinking she might become a conductor

This is Leta’s favorite song on the cassette tape given to her by Jon’s very Mormon sister, and she does this nutty dance to it at least two or three times a day. I’m having a hard time sleeping these days because when I put my head on my pillow and shut my eyes, this song starts to ring in my ears and I have to get up and stab a fork in my brain.

Also, I didn’t notice this at first, but Leta totally hiccups at about 23 seconds in. She’s a fun drunk, that one.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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