the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Travel jewelry case

This was the first present I opened from Jon, a faux croc jewelry case lined with felt, small enough to pack in my carry-on luggage. This just shows how much he pays attention because while I didn’t ask for this specifically, he would watch me pack all my earrings and bracelets in ziploc bags any time we took a trip, and he knew I needed this. Setting the bar high, that one is.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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