the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Rare moment of calm

Chuck knows that he must work every morning, must pose for a photo to pay his rent, and we’re trying to train Coco that this is what her life is going to be like. She is much less interested in the work part than she is in the reward, of course, because she’s a puppy and her brain is made of Skittles.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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