the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Climb that ladder to a dog party

Usually when we take photos of things balanced precariously on Chuck’s head, we have to take several shots as he gets used to the weight of the object and steadies his body. Folks, I am not even kidding, this was the only shot we took this morning, he got it right on the first try, almost as if he was saying, look, let’s make a deal. I’ll make this easy for you, and in return you get rid of the gremlin.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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