An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

I think this one has seen a camera before

This was one of Leta’s favorite corners of SeaWorld, even though at first she screamed I DON’T WANT TO SEE THE SEALS! When she realized that they weren’t going to jump over the protective wall and cover her with goo she calmed down and became mesmerized, and then when we tried to leave to go see the dolphins she was all, BUT I WANT TO SEE THE SEEEEEAAAAALLLLLS! So, all in all, a totally normal afternoon.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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