the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Izze sparkling drink

This is one of my favorite sweet drinks that I occasionally indulge in, a blend of natural fruit juice with sparkling water. The taste is amazing, very fresh and clean, and I adore the design of the label, but the best part is that they make great mixers. I especially recommend combining the clementine flavor with a shot of bourbon. It tastes just like a popsicle, a very special popsicle.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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