the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Body slam

We had to keep these two separated for five days last week because of Coco’s surgery and the precarious state of her stitches. IT WAS NOT EASY because as much as Chuck would like you to believe that Coco just showed up one day and ruined his life, his new favorite thing is to wrestle with her for hours every morning. And he’s the one who instigates it. Next thing you know we’re going to find out that he’s secretly a fan of Hannah Montana.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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