the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Subversive Cross Stitch Notecards

This is one card in a package of five different designs (others say “Go Fuck Yourself” and “Happy Fucking Birthday”), perfect for saying thanks and sending well wishes to friends who share your sense of humor, and you can find them on Amazon, although these were a gift from our friend, Torrie. Julie Jackson, the brilliant mind behind the whole Subversive Cross Stitch phenomenon, helped me design a masthead a few years ago and I’ve been a huge fan ever since.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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