the smell of my desperation has become a stench


I took this shot of Jon before the haircut I gave him last night, although this picture does not do the majesty of his hair justice. It would start out like this when he got out of the shower, and then by the end of the day every single strand would be standing on end straight out from his head. Making him look like he was in a constant state of shock or crisis. Which wasn’t far from the truth.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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