the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Employee’s out of

When we lived in Los Angeles we had a neighbor who apparently lived in the same apartment for over 30 years and had a habit of collecting massive amounts of junk. When she died her best friend combed through her apartment, pulled tons and tons of that junk out onto the sidewalk and had a huge yard sale. I tell you, that neighbor had an eye for junk, some of it was so amazing, and this was one of the gems we picked up. I don’t have any idea what it is, but the texture and character of it fits right in with the feeling I want my house to have. So I guess this is a roundabout way of saying, yay hoarding!

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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