the smell of my desperation has become a stench


Not sure if you can still find this at your local grocery store because it’s a limited edition run and we bought it several weeks ago, but it is seriously the most amazing ice cream in the entire expanse of the universe. I am personally a chocolate ice cream type of person, and I don’t normally like chunks of things in my stuff, but I had one bite of this and achieved nirvana. Jon loves it, too, and we are in a constant fight over who gets the last bite, but he usually wins because I am a wonderful, giving partner. Who will lord it over him for weeks.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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