the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Angela Adams purse

I’ve decided that this is the cutest purse I’ve ever owned, and for the last seven days I have asked Jon repeatedly to look at it, can you believe that something so cute exists? He’d shake his head in disbelief and say no, the proportions of its cuteness were causing his brain to swell and that soon he’d be dead, killed by cuteness.

This is called the Carrie handbag, and it comes in four different colors and patterns. And it’s on sale. And it’s bigger than it looks on the website, roomy and capable of holding all the crap I like to carry around, AND IT IS SO CUTE.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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