the smell of my desperation has become a stench


This is Leta’s Pseudo Internet Godfather, Derek Powazek. He lives in San Francisco, but we got to hang out with him in Austin. I threatened that I was going to take a litany of unflattering photos of him while he danced drunk on a stage in front of hundreds of people, but seems he’s got less Skittles in his brain than I do and knew how to keep himself out of such a situation. So here’s this one of him looking lovely instead.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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