Lingering aroma of dog breath

“Oh my God, the dog smells so bad.”

“You see what they do all day. They are constantly chewing on each other.”

“You think that’s why she smells like that?”

“Dude, if I spent all day licking you you’d smell gross, too.”

“Pardon me if I’m not willing to test that theory.”

“You’re secretly hoping that I walk over right now and start chewing on your ear. ADMIT IT.”