Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

“Winters like this are not something that humans are built to endure.”

What’s eating you, Mother Nature?

A Canadian columnist rips into Mother Nature for the very mean things she has done to us this winter: “We’ve tried to have patience. Some of us have also tried patience’s little helper, Xanax. But look what you’ve done to us. We’re a quivering mass of shattered nerves, deadened eyes and extended middle fingers.”

In the name of Jesus Christ AMEN.

(thanks, Karen)

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