We gave Coco a bath last night because her fragrance had recently become inappropriate, and not four minutes into wrestling with Chuck this morning she started smelling like her butt had reached around and licked her face. Not fun.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.
