the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Scorpion sculpture

This was a gift from our friend Kelly who helped us decorate our office last May. It’s a handmade sculpture of a scorpion crafted out of Krest Bitter Lemon bottle caps. Did some research and found out that “Krest is a uniquely East African Coke product,” and that only makes this sculpture more awesome. Jon thinks it’s kind of creepy, but I like to have it out on the coffee table anyway because we need another conversation starter other than SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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