the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Mr. and Mrs. Giraffe

Recently while trying to thin out Leta’s trash collection I found the Noah’s Ark play set given to her by a neighbor a few years ago. The plastic animals in this set are so adorable — no wonder Noah wanted to snuggle with them for 40 straight days! — that I’m going to print out photos of them and hang them in Leta’s room. We’ll call it art.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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