the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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The dreaded Polly Pockets phase has begun, and now our house is being overrun by tiny plastic shoes and mini-skirts. Leta is not good at putting things away unless we threaten over and over again that we’re going to throw it all away. So there’s all this crap lying around that Coco loves to chew on. Which means our days are now filled with one long forlorn refrain: COCO IS EATING MY STUUUUUFFFFF. And I just can’t be bothered to care.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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