the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Nine West black pumps

So these are adorable, yes, but they do not fit well at all and I’m sure that after an hour of having them on my feet I will fall over in agony. They are narrow and unforgiving and ridiculously rigid. But oh my, do they look so amazing on my feet and with the dress I’m going to pair them with (see tomorrow’s Daily Style). And so naturally they are worth the sacrifice. Got them at Stein Mart, and I’ve done an extensive search online to try to find them, but they aren’t even listed on the Nine West website. They’re coming to New York with me tomorrow and Jon’s advice is PACK BAND-AIDS.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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