the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Update on Today show segment

Just got word that the “Today” show segment has been bumped to the 10 o’clock hour tomorrow morning, and I’ll most likely be on at 10:30 AM (Eastern Standard Time, although when they run it in syndication it still airs at 10:30 Utah time, don’t know what that means for the rest of the country) with Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford. Hoo boy! This interview will be a total disappointment if I fail to get Kathy Lee to talk about Al Roker’s nipples.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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