the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Chrysler building as scenery

This is a view of the Chrysler building from 42nd Street on the north side of Bryant Park. The weather was spectacular, more than I could have hoped for, and when people made comments about the weather, like isn’t this nice? I was all, seriously, you have no idea, I would have given New York City a blow job just for the fact that it wasn’t snowing. But this? This was so nice that I might as well go ahead and do something really meaningful and hold its hand.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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