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Joslin

This is my new friend, Joslin, who was brought to the party by my friend, Kelly, and she made us all envious with her flawless, wrinkle-less complexion. Also, she’s related to a certain someone who is on a reality television show right now, so let’s just say that I am now less than four-degrees away from Simon Cowell. LIFE COULD NOT BE FULLER.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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