The Express at a local mall was having a buy one get one free sale for jewelry on Wednesday, so I picked up these two bracelets, both for the price of one! Which is what I guess two-for-one means. LOOK AT MY MATH.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.