the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Look up here!

Again capturing Coco’s signature head tilt. Many of you have asked how much bigger we think Coco will get, and judging by the size of her parents we think this is about it. She’s maybe 25 pounds, 10 pounds lighter than Chuck. Considering how she shoots like a rocket from the foot of our bed onto our heads every morning, we’re counting ourselves lucky she’s small enough that we don’t have a daily concussion.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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