the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Big spender

You can’t quite tell from the angle of the photo, but those are quarters on his head. $1.75 worth of quarters. Perhaps one of the easiest tasks he has ever performed indicated by the fact that he did not move his head for over two minutes. And even when we rewarded him for such hard work he kept balancing three of the quarters while vigorously chewing a treat. I don’t even think I could muster that kind of concentration.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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