the smell of my desperation has become a stench

The Blurbodoocery

I had to take over 25 shots to get one with both of our faces in frame, and even then I didn’t realize that Jon had changed the settings on the camera. So each and every one was out of focus (PET PEEVE RIGHT UP THERE WITH HIS HABIT OF LEAVING CABLES STREWN ABOUT THE HOUSE). Another 25 shots later and I finally got one that captures perfectly the differences in our eye color.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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