the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Coco’s second day on the job

Putting this shirt on Chuck would have been too easy, but getting Coco to sit still in such a way that you could make out the words was a bit of a project management nightmare. After about 50 different shots Jon and I both gave up and decided you could read the words enough. She’ll get there with a little more beating. HA HA JUST KIDDING. I meant “cajoling.”

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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