I never meant to cause you any sorrow

My mother gave me two pots of flowers for Mother’s Day, and now that summer has finally set it I’m having a hard time keeping these alive. If I don’t water them twice a day they pretend to fall over dead. This has happened three times now, I’ll look out the window and think OH GOD, I killed the flowers. And then I’ll go dump several cups of water on them and they’re all JUST KIDDING! I think they need some Zoloft.