the smell of my desperation has become a stench

French Connection belt and buckle

I picked this up when we were in Vancouver, and not only is it a men’s belt, but it’s also so big I can almost wrap it around my waist twice. But I love the masculine look of it and have worn it to cinch the waist of over-sized shirts and short dresses. Jon is always pointing out how huge it is on me, and I keep pointing out how cute it looks with my shoes. I win.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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