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Waiting for the frogs

This is the pond part of a not-so-small water feature in our backyard built by the previous owners of our house, and according to them these lily pads were put there by the original owners over forty years ago. We’ve got some designs in our head that involve taking a stick of dynamite and blowing the whole water feature into a few million pieces because it’s a bit of a hassle to maintain and a family of raccoons love to use it as a watering hole. In its place we’d like to set up stadium seating for the mud-wrestling tournaments we’re going to hold between Jon and my cousin GEORGE!

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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