the smell of my desperation has become a stench


Loni is a spirited blue-headed beauty from Menominee, Wisconsin looking for a friend with the possibility of a relationship. She loves to be outside, work out, travel, watch movies, read, go on walks, and just hang out. Also, loves yellow roses!!! Looking for someone fun, down to earth, but also goofy. Thinks the most attractive thing in a guy is his heart, and how he treats people. He should be confident but not arrogant, and he should love to be outdoors. Also must be willing to give head.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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