the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Eats things that would make a billy goat puke

So the consensus is that Jon is totally wrong! wrong! wrong! in his opinion of First Blood. And not only do many of you agree that for its time it was a fantastic action movie, but you also confessed that you, too, had a thing for Sly, and a reader named Michele wrote me (hi, Michele!) to tell me about how she owns an autographed black and white glossy of him. And he signed it, “May all your dreams come true.” Dude, I would give my right testicle for such a treasure if I had a right testicle.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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