the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Currently listening to: Chromeo

This is straight up eighties right down to the Dire Straits reference, but it’s everything that was good about the eighties. I love the groove of it, and it’s great for dancing to in the kitchen after dinner. Also, it doesn’t hurt that the singer looks like he could totally fix my computer. And that makes me hot.

UPDATE: OH MY GOD. The following video is exactly why Al Gore invented the Internet. I AM MESMERIZED:

(thanks, Marisa)

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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