the smell of my desperation has become a stench


Often when Chuck and Coco are tussling about Chuck will pull back and his upper lip will be caught on his gums because his mouth is so dry. I wish he could pull this face on command because it makes him look like he just showed up to fix my plumbing. And he’s got this really rural Utah accent where he creates syllables where none exist.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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