the smell of my desperation has become a stench

It is not even kidding around

We were noticing a little bit more of Chuck’s hair lying around on the dark hardwood floors than is usual and so decided it was time for another round with The Furminator. Folks, I do not own stock in this company, they are not paying me to write this, I have nothing to do with the people who make this product, but it is the most amazing dog brush we have ever used. It does exactly what it says it’s going to do, which is basically brush the shit out of your dog to the point that he or she will not shed gobs of hair on your dark hardwood floors anymore. If you own a dog do yourself a favor and go grab one of these. They’re expensive but totally worth it. And the satisfaction of removing that much hair in one go is intoxicating, better than vodka even.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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