the smell of my desperation has become a stench


This is Coco’s mother. And, wow, does her temperament explain a few things. Coco has all of her mother’s personality: totally sassy, overprotective, anxious. When Lucy saw Coco this weekend it was like, shit kid. I thought I sent you away months ago, and no, I do not have any money, if you even think about asking I’ll call the cops and have you removed. Meaning she was AWESOME.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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