An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Lucy

This is Coco’s mother. And, wow, does her temperament explain a few things. Coco has all of her mother’s personality: totally sassy, overprotective, anxious. When Lucy saw Coco this weekend it was like, shit kid. I thought I sent you away months ago, and no, I do not have any money, if you even think about asking I’ll call the cops and have you removed. Meaning she was AWESOME.

No Comments

Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

read more

SaveSave