She does this a lot, tries to wrap her entire mouth around Chuck’s head. And I’m not sure what this says about her, that she’s ambitious? Or that she has a really bad sense of dimension?
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.